annevbonny:

i won’t lie this scene still fucks. you ever have a chat about the death of God with Death himself over some chicago deep dish pizza 

(via littlewetbeast)

Anonymous asked:

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

knifelesbian69:

eclecticism18:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

NO-

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

xxpurpleshadowsxx:

“boys will be boys” should mean whatever Troy and Abed were doing in the end tags

ndiecity:

runby2:

runby2:

ndiecity:

alright I reflected on the self. I’m 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

this is so fucking funny

(via justalittlesquidboi)

adampvrrish:

will someone take pity on andrew garfield and write him a gay role in a movie. he’s been ready for years

(via theflyingbluepancake)

bigdaddychungis4000:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

it’s so funny when youtubers/podcasts have a sponsorship and they introduce the company as if it’s this shiny new thing that hasn’t already been terrorizing me for years like shut up i already know that skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of classes for creative and curious people let’s keep it moving 

me, in the year 2021, learning that audible is the leading provider in audiobooks with thousands of titles to choose from 

Me finding out Raid shadow legends is a mobile RPG with hundreds of champions to choose from

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